A comedy based on the cult film by Roman Kachanov «DMB». The ensign and three soldiers - Bomb, Bayonet and Bullet - lost a box with two warheads, which were being transported to a weapons exhibition for sale to the friendly Indian people. The drunken ensign was sealed in a barrel and the buyers were told that he was an army sage - a guru. So he had to broadcast through a window made in the barrel, turning each saying into a short toast. Pilgrims begin to flock to bow to the ensign. After the Indians, the Germans came to learn the meaning of life, and after them the Swedes... List of episodes that are included in this part: 1) «Kapustis»-72, 2) Nikolya-baba, 3) Indiyskaya zaraza.