Jose Bond is James Bond's cousin from South of the Border. He is Mexican by decent and ran across the Mexican Desert to get to the U.S. He is on a mission to save evil from L.A. He traveled through rain, sleet, snow, freezing rain and the hot desert sun to meet The French Pecker, Chinawoman and the Old Lady. He had heard from several Mexican conquistadors that they were magical and had superhero strength. Together, these superheroes are on a mission to save evil from L.A. Together, they fight crime, deception, thievery, and animal cruelty.