A washed up 80s porn star makes a return to porn, with the help of his old cast and crew. He struggles with his fast talkin' gal, and tutors his clumsy protégé son on the rules of being a man and understanding the ladies. A well-intentioned Biff Wellington tries his best to mend the neglected relationships of his life, yet inevitably only validates to the world that he is, and will always remain, an idiot.