While watching his daughter, Matilda, playing at the park, Eddie is confronted by a Mummy-Nazi who insists that Matilda has pooed in the middle of the jungle gym. In response to the Mummy's continued harassment, Eddie throws the offending poo at her face and makes a run for it. Parents and kids give chase on purpose-built, kid-friendly safety bicycles. Thankfully Eddie and Matilda make it home in one piece. On her way out to work Sarah, Eddie's wife, reminds him that he's promised to build a deck. Grace and Elliot - friends who Eddie can't place for the life of him - are coming over tonight and she's anxious to make a good impression. Eddie also has to take his daughters to their classmate's party and buy a present en route. Eddie is more concerned with finding the remote control, but reluctantly agrees.