After the brutal killing of retired officer Doyle O'Flannegan the Patriot City Police Department is in tatters - rendered impotent by the approaching cop-ocalypse that is the demented uber-villain Cop Killa. Led by the gargantuan whiskey-swilling might of Chief Rappappaport, the only two cops fearless enough to save the day are unstoppable heroes - Crash and Burn. Together they a beacon of unity - two proud knights, stood against a tide of unquenchable darkness, two warriors, locked in an endless battle.