Santiago is not the smoothest when it comes to girls. His best friend Gonzalo isn't either, but he has no problem with nonchalantly stealing Santiago's phone and arranging him a date with the Eastern-European diabolical chick he's been Faceboook-messaging with. Upon finding out, Santiago becomes enraged, but he can't refuse to seal his fate in a Mortal Kombat deathly match. Obviously, he loses, so he'll have to go on this date, unsuspecting that it will unleash the most bizarre, thrilling, out-of-tune adventure ever, where the 1950s fucks the 1980s, marries the 1970s and kills the 2010s. Oh, and there's zombies.