Puck Tyrrell is waiting for a boat. He hasn't gone to work today. He has probably lost his job anyway. Puck's had a run of good luck lately; first the allotment, then the free ticket to Heebie Jeebies and the new job; the newest recruit at the Academy of Holodramatic Arts, where algorithms do all the heavy thinking; those algorithms just can't get enough in the Unity quest to create "art without artists''; studying the freaks, creating the data.