When two alien siblings land on Earth in a recon mission to "remove it" from their home planets new intergalactic freeway path, they meet John Goode, a human who's goal is to convince these extraterrestrials that there's way too many cool things to see on Earth and that it's not worth destroying. Each episode will have a fun/entertainment segment, a historical/cultural/educational segment and a food segment in each city they visit. It's Mystery Science Theatre meets Huell Howser in this new travelogue.