Frantisek Louka (Zdenek Sverak), Çekoslovakya'da devlet konservatuarında çello çalan bir bekardır. Orkestradaki işini kaybedince para kazanmak için cenazelerde çalmaya ve mezar taşlarını boyamaya başlamıştır. Ancak borcu gittikçe büyüyünce arkadaşı Mr.Broz (Ondrej Vetch), Rus bir kadınla evlenmesi için onu ikna eder. Kadın Louka'yla Çekoslovakya vatandaşı olabilmek için evlenir ancak evlendikten sonra Batı Almanya'daki sevgilisine kaçar. Geride bıraktığı beş yaşındaki oğlu Kolya (Andrej Chalimon)'nın anneannesi ölünce, Kolya üvey babasıyla yaşamak için Çekoslovakya'ya gelmiştir.
 Huysuz ihtiyar Louka ile sevilmeyip de ne yapılası Kolya'nın öyküsü..

Kolya

Jaroslav is a handsome and seemingly good-natured son, father and decent husband. But in fact he is pathologically jealous of his wife Blanka and very much afraid that she will leave him one day with their three children. Jaroslav and his family do not hesitate to employ violence, deceit and terror against others, which ultimately leads to a family tragedy.

Cook F**k Kill

Ach, ta láska nebeská…

A crazy comedy from the high fashion modeling environment in the style of The Devil Wears Prada and Zoolander tells the story of two rival modeling agencies led by two icons of the Czech fashion scene, former friends, but for 40 years implacable rivals. In 1967, both participated in the Miss Czechoslovakia competition, but only one won and the other could not bear the defeat. Since then these two ladies, by now already of certain age, have had a brush with one another and have done spiteful things to each other. And they have been vying with each other in finding a new Eva Herzigová so that they could make a long nose at the other from international fashion catwalks. When beautiful young Martina appears, whose beauty literally takes everyone's breath away, they start fighting to get her into their "barn". Who will win? Is this fight going to deepen their rivalry? Or are these two quarreling "grandmothers" going finally to bury the hatchet and to renew their friendship?