Six ideas for movies that will never be made.

Fancine

The day Clinton visited Norway, my girlfriend broke up with me.

Clinton: The Musical

A nurse gets into a dispute at work because she switches to speaking English when she gets nervous. A translator compromises her integrity when persuaded to translate a book she doesn't believe in. An elderly woman and her daughter are humiliated when offered a present of one million kroner from a relative. A warm and nuanced film about people who all mean well, but end up hurting one another.