Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see. No one in the neighborhood, not even his best friend Paul or his brother Melvin, has the heart to tell him how ridiculous he looks with the thick black line above his lip. Harris Malden fakes his facial hair, and as far as he's concerned, nobody can tell.

Happy Birthday Harris Malden

About a guy who can't commit to his girlfriend... Who then jerks off in the shower. And accidentally impregnates his tub.

When Jim proposes to his girlfriend, Bridget, things go bad fast.