A halfwit is invited to speak at the funeral of a girl that he only knew through the Internet.

The Last Post

Within an isolated forest clearing, two unlikely strangers meet up with a mutual agreement in mind.

Catching the Bus

Three Plebs join the army in peace-time, hoping to win respect, romance and military discounts at selected restaurants. But when war's declared they're sent to fight on the front line of a Roman legion for a cause they don't believe in. Now their main interest is the struggle for survival.