A compendium of eight ghost stories, all set within an abandoned hotel in Suffolk.

The Haunted Hotel

Borley Rectory: The Awakening

Psychologist David Rosenhan Ph.D - 'If sanity and insanity exist, how shall we know them?'

The Voice in the Head

It's Not Custard is the darkly comic story of Louise, a teenager suffering unrelenting acne and continual bullying, at home from her cruel older sister Jennifer, and at school from tormentors in and out of class. She wishes to cease their teasing and she is presented with such an opportunity when she awakes to find her acne gone. However, this magical gift has a bizarre consequence...and it's one that favours our hero.

It's Not Custard

It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across Lolo Ferrari in the 1999 Guinness World Book of Records at the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing - to see a penis.