Craig abruptly quits his dead-end day job and embarks on an epic quest to unite quitters the world over - or at least the ones in his neighborhood with nothing better to do.

Craig Quits His Day Job

Three helpless American immigrants, Red, White and Blue, are tormented by an Uncle Sam doll in a locked, windowless room. They can't remember who they are or how they got there. Little by little, they start to piece things together and rebel against their captor, but time is not on their side. Something terrifying outside the room desperately wants in. Where are they?