A mermaid is ripped from the Pacific, her tail is chopped off and she's thrown into a mental home where no one believes she is a mermaid.

Mermaid Down

A man attempts to reconnect with a woman from his past; telling the story of how the two were whimsical teen lovers, married for the three days in 1989.

Three Days

A film. A Dream. A Promising Ride on the Gravy Train. When the director and two of the male leads in the sketch stage show, "Orange is the New Orange," discover that the disgruntled and departed tech director had surveillance tape running before he walked out the door before curtain on opening night, they decide to cobble it together to create a documentary which they then submit to a number of film Festivals. Only one accepts them as an Official Selection: The Matricher Falls 3rd Annual Internationel Film Festival. There they get a taste of the indie film festival circuit, and the town's wide assortment of gravies. Three of the actresses from the stage show tag along to the film festival since each has been nominated for "Best Actress." One continues to look for the tall, dark and handsome "older" male celebrity she's promised she will be hooked up with, one throws a profane fit mid-awards ceremony when she doesn't win and the other ends the night walking off with Mumble Gang, an award-winning group of rappers, who no one can understand. In the end, the dismayed director and her two male cohorts get the real indie film festival experience, and the bragging rights to tasting gravies they really didn't order, or want.

The 3rd Annual Matricher Falls Internationel Film Festival

After a small-town film festival where the main characters, Mitch, Maynard and Cherie win absolutely nothing, both men wind up in jail for having stolen the Matricher Falls 3rd Annual Film Festival's "Grand Jury Ladle Prize" and Cherie joins up with a shady distribution company. After she becomes an investor, the two shady distributors get her to invest everything she owns in It's the Gravy Unlimited Film Distribution Company Unlimited (ITGU). Soon after she forms her partnership with Stankey and Kahn, the pair goes out of town, leaving Cherie with all their liabilities, and no assets. After she springs Maynard out of jail, the two mobilize some town folk to help them save the failing distribution company in an attempt to get whole. Much happens in the process: They hook up with some entrepreneurs, who front a children's lemonade stand, and two bogus Middle East investors. The new team is pressured and led to commit various crimes, not the least of which is to bootleg the town's 78 varieties of prized gravy and ship them across state lines. Their actions, innocent or not, lead to RICO charges. The entire group gets busted. Who gets off? Who doesn't? Well, in the end, everyone takes their lumps.